20+ Businesses Who Think We’re Too Stupid To Notice Their Bulls**t

5. Save the trees! jk RIP trees.

4. What a scam.

3. Not so full bottle.

2. What a deal!

1. The little speck of dirt isn’t a speck of dirt at all. It’s there to get you to click. Diabolical.

h/t viralthread

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn’t HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family’s pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome