10 Greatest Moments In Sriracha History

Subway introduced their new “Creamy Sriracha Sauce” this week and I predict it is simply the first fast food chain to add a Sriracha-based item to their menu offering this year. Next up, I predict their will be Sriracha ketchup at Burger King followed by Sriracha wings at KFC. With that in mind we decided to take a trip down Sriracha memory lane because frankly you could put that stuff on an old shoe and it would taste pretty good.

 

Sriracha Lip Balm – Now you can have that soothing burning feeling on your lips all day long.

 

Sriracha Undies – Since the release of this fine Sriracha product, booties across the world have never been hotter.

 

Sriracha Ice Cream Sandwiches – It’s basically the food version of Icy Hot. Icy to dull the pain, Sriracha hot to relax your worries away.

 

Sriracha Popcorn – The Orville Redenbacher corporation should hereby remove the “red” part from his name because there’s a new red popcorn sheriff in town.

 

The Srirach IV Bag – It’s perfect solution for Sriracha addicts and people who are currently recovering from Lasik eye surgery.

 

The Sriracha Spray Bottle – Why squirt Sriracha on every meal when you can spray Sriracha on it for better Sriracha per food capita coveragee? It also gives a nice red shine to your antique wood furniture.

 

Sriracha Tattoo – You know you’ve truly succeeded in life when someone is willing to tattoo it on their body. You also know you’ve truly succeeded when squirrels wink at you.

 

The Sriracha Bloody Mary – The ultimate hangover cure proof that Tabasco is for Quakers.