With the end of Twinkies production only hours away, we thought we’d do our part to try and save those delicious bastards with some suggestions that could save the Twinkie. It’s our opinion that they simply aren’t being used properly in this day and age and they’d be a welcome addition to some of our favorite foods.
The Twinkie Burger (From Burger King) – It comes with a side of Chocodiles fries and a Ding Dong’s flurry sundae… with bacon.
The Twinkies Los Burrito (From Taco Bell) – At this point there’s no stopping Taco Bell and there willingness to mix any food items with their famous menu makes this one a no-brainer. Meaning you’d have to be brainless not to try one.
The Twinkie Dog (From Weinerschniztel) – Just add some chili and jalapenos and you’re guaranteed to have amazing “question mark farts” for at least three days or your money back.
The Bacon Wrapped Twinkie Dessert (From Chili’s) – Once you’re done eating a Chili’s Jalapeno Smokehouse Burger w/ Jalapeno Ranch, a rack of Chili’s signature Baby Back Ribs and an Awesome Blossom, what better encore could you give your stomach than a bacon-wrapped Twinkie.
The Extra Crispy Deep Fried Twinkie On A Stick (From KFC) – And if we might be so bold, an extra crispy Twinkie chicken skin ain’t a bad idea either.
The Wisconsin Sushi Roll (From Kabuki) – It’s the perfect beginner sushi for your lame friends who go to sushi restaurants and order the chicken teriyaki meal.
The Beef Jerky Twinkie (By Slim Jim) – Art thou constipated? Slap into a Slim Jim Twinkie!
The Twinkie M&M’s Breakfast Sandwich (From Baskin Robbins) – This could be a game changer for the good folks at Baskin Robbins opening the flood gates for an entire breakfast sandwich menu.
The Twinkie Cheesecake (From The Cheesecake Factory) – The king of ridiculously large portions should have no problem grasping this concept.
Bottomless Twinkie Breadsticks (From The Olive Garden) – This might almost make people want to give The Olive Garden one last chance. Some hotter waitresses wouldn’t hurt either.
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