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30 Way Better Names for Food

The people responsible for giving most major foods their first name did a horrible job, according to the internet. They totes overthought the naming process and should’ve been more honest with themselves about the foods they were naming for the rest of human existence. Fortunately, the internet is here to save the world once again with this gallery of way better and more appropriate names for food. In honor of National Eat What You Want day, we decided to give some of our favorite foods the name they truly deserve.

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Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.