Every young kid grows up with dreams of being a superhero, and considering the state of the world today, we’re going to need a new generation of heroes to right the global ship. In honor of Wonder Woman hitting theaters nationwide today, we decided to give the internet an inside look at some of planet Earth’s future superheroes. What they currently lack in size, they more than make up for it with their super costumes and general badassness.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.