Toys are meant to bring kids joy, not permanently ruin their childhood, but that appears to be the case with the children’s toys below. These are the most disturbing children’s toys you’ll find on the interwebs and some of them are so terrifying that they might cause a grown arse man to suck on his thumb and hide under his bankey. Some of these toys are dirty, some are creepy, and some of them need to be permanently locked in a closet. And just to be on the safe side, that closet should probably be burned with gasoline and the fire should be put out with unicorn tears.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.
Nathan Davidson
