There are some tweets that are so real, so true, so relatable, we can’t do much else but praise them. Sometimes, people know just what to say to make you say, “Preach,” or “Same,” or “Mood.”
Whatever it is, they deserve some credit for being so damn real. Let’s give them what they deserve and worship them like it’s Sunday morning, yall.
30.
People who “don’t understand” same sex relationships make me laugh because fuck, I don’t understand Korean but I still know it’s a real fucking language
— JAMES ? (@jamesxingleton) August 27, 2018
29.
Fuck sex can i come lay my head in your lap and vent i mean we still gone fuck but can we talk first
— Daddy Woo?? (@Darkskintigga) August 31, 2018
28.
woman: *has nipples slightly poking through shirt*
angry cis man: oh YEAH well WHAT IF I walked around with my COCK out and just had my BALLS bouncing EVERYWHERE and SENT PHOTOS OF MY ASSHOLE to your elderly GRANDMOTHER and showed my PENIS to your pet DOG how would you like THAT
— Kelly (@kellyblaus) September 10, 2018
27.
Patagonia: We are dedicated to protecting natural lands from this administration and carrying out environmental justice of all forms
People who wear Patagonia: If Bennet shows up to this Delta Gamma darty after that shit he pulled at my Dad’s lake house I’m gunna fucken lose it
— Gina (@ginadivittorio) September 8, 2018
26.
if you're in a restaurant at a small table with another person the most alpha move is to order fajitas
— maura quint (@behindyourback) September 12, 2018
25.
Y’all be posting the inside of your assholes on twitter then cry about having to present a PowerPoint to 18 kids that aren’t even paying attention
— ????? (@JuliaLinton) September 10, 2018
24.
This lady was being so rude to me in the grocery line so rather than say anything to her, I invited everyone behind her to go ahead of me. Today, I had time.
— faduma (@SpokenDamsel) September 1, 2018
23.
If you’ve never had a Four Loko before, u should give them a try: they’re cheap as shit, it’s a company that doesn’t test on animals, all flavors contain 100% organic fruit, they give you a natural energy boost, they‘re extremely healthy for you& have virtually no side effects
— Zach Svobodny (@ZachSvobodny) September 5, 2018
22.
me faIIing for the most emotionally unavailable person that isn't good for my mentaI health pic.twitter.com/X6Ch2hzQxp
— b (@boujeesIut) September 11, 2018
21.
i am not one 22-year-old, i am actually two 11-year-olds stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat
— kelly (@kelllicopter) September 2, 2018