25 Tweets About Halloween That Are Absolutely Hall-arious

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*Joe Biden throws Halloween catalog at wall*
WHY IS THERE NO SLUTTY VICE PRESIDENT COSTUME

— Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD BOFA Economics (@BuckyIsotope) October 22, 2014

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"daddy why do celebrate halloween" [don't say worshipping satan don't say worshipping satan] well son, it's for worshipping satan

— elon mustard (@nice_mustard) October 23, 2013

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https://twitter.com/NickBossRoss/status/258015356835205121

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I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 30, 2017

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going to a halloween party as a girl who doesnt dress up and just drinks your beer

— Kristen Drum (@kristendrum) October 26, 2013