25 Tweets About Halloween That Are Absolutely Hall-arious

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*Joe Biden throws Halloween catalog at wall*
WHY IS THERE NO SLUTTY VICE PRESIDENT COSTUME

— Dr. Bucky Isotope, why am I here, am I even real? (@BuckyIsotope) October 22, 2014

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"daddy why do celebrate halloween" [don't say worshipping satan don't say worshipping satan] well son, it's for worshipping satan

— elon mustard (@nice_mustard) October 23, 2013

3.

For Halloween this year, I'm going as the parents from Dirty Dancing since I'll already be yelling at everyone for having fun.

— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) October 16, 2012

2.

I was going to wear a scary costume to take the kids trick or treating, then realized going as a mom with 6 kids is terrifying enough.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 30, 2017

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https://twitter.com/kristendrum/status/394238990003732480

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