The 25 Most Ridiculous Fireworks Brand Names Ever

If you’re a big fan of fireworks, these are the brands you should be targeting this 4th of July weekend. Or you can roll like me and let your friends assume all the risk of lighting fireworks, sit back and enjoy the show. These are the 25 most ridiculous fireworks brand names of all time.

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Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.