Superman can do anything. He can fly, has superstrength, superspeed, X-Ray and laser vision, and he can make his breath cool (even though we all know that’s his lamest superpower).
One other thing Superman can do is make you think. Fans have been critiquing his Clark Kent disguise since the iconic character was first introduced but when you really stop to think about the Man of Steel, some things just linger on the ol’ brain.
Courtesy of the shower thoughts subreddit, here are some things about everyone’s favorite Kryptonian that should stick on your mind for the rest of the day.
Put away that kryptonite for a bit and get lost in some Superman shower thoughts.
1. Fart Kent?
2. He should have been a gymnast
3. His second biggest weakness
4. It’s simple but it works
5. Good thing he’s good at reading signs
6. Out of this world
7. Who’s a good superboy?
8. Look up in the sky!
9. Is he even that super?
10. Lazy eye super guy
11. This is a fact
12. They should fight for true royalty
13. Uh dude, maybe you should get super busy?
14. Knowing your strength is half the battle
15. Put those powers to better use, man
