Dean Altman
Notorious longtime jerkwad Daryush “Roosh” Valizadeh, whom you might remember from Gamergate, among other such terrible things, found himself roasted hard on Twitter this weekend after tweeting that liking women’s butts is a “gateway” to homosexuality.
In the video, Roosh V. (as he is known), who calls himself the “King of Masculinity,” declares himself a “boob man” for the aforementioned reason and goes on to brag (?) that he’s never done anal sex, although he makes sure to mention that some girls have definitely wanted him to (uuuugggghhhh).
https://twitter.com/rooshv/status/1089683819714760704
Roosh, who in 2016 tried to organize a meetup of pro-rape men and had to cancel it because a group of female boxers threatened to show up and kick everyone’s asses, and then he got death threats and had to go stay at his mom’s house, goes on to explain that he knows what comes out of a (woman’s) “back hole” because he also has a “back hole” and it’s “gross” and “there’s doodoo there.” He adds that maybe he’d be into it if he watched anal porn all day, but he definitely doesn’t. (Nothing convinces people you don’t watch something quite as much as randomly proclaiming you don’t.) He also calls his penis a “benis.” People, I listened to all minute and 11 seconds of this video so you don’t have to.
The pick-up artist at center of storm over 'pro-rape' blog lives in his mom's basement https://t.co/5ELqO2evr6 pic.twitter.com/PXj8XTYV8v
— Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) February 4, 2016
It’s honestly so hard to tell if he’s just trolling the world because his hypothesis about butts is just so inane. He can’t really be serious…can he?
Either way, Twitter immediately lit up with reactions to him. The tweet was only retweeted 3,000 times, compared to the 3,900 responses he got. Not a totally bonkers ratio, but still, people had stuff to say.
https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1089959941299941376
https://twitter.com/ContraPoints/status/1089892161045348352
https://twitter.com/ElvisTheAlienTV/status/1090256825738559488
When your toxic masculinity becomes so intense that even straight attraction is considered gay. #NoHomo #YesHomo https://t.co/WI5IkDYlZb
— Ugla Stefanía Kristjönudóttir Jónsdóttir (@UglaStefania) January 28, 2019
https://twitter.com/Cryptoterra/status/1090092744813436930
https://twitter.com/batkaren/status/1090099591738023937
https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/1090086288676610049
the oscars: "he's perfect." https://t.co/OKVMPtb6DW
— Siraj “Gar-bage” Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) January 29, 2019
this makes flat earth conspiracies look moderate https://t.co/QcClruaeYP
— Slonk (@Pies_of_Lee) January 28, 2019
Homosexuality is stored in the butt https://t.co/m0muBCwU6p
— David Fincher's Cat (@cathartic_kat) January 29, 2019
https://twitter.com/killysunt/status/1089987120616353794
All right, let’s get this turd lord out of the news cycle as soon as possible.
