People Are Sharing Their Hysterical Questions For Midwesterners (29 Tweets)

The Midwest has its own culture and identity that, to outsiders, may seem strange and different.

Casseroles. Milk! Cinnabon-chili (WHAT)! They’re all there, in our crazy Midwest, and they all beg for some answers.

1. mmmbye!

2. Melk

3. So many fridges for the milk

4. Restaurants

5. Aldi

6. Caramel

7. Pronounced H

8. The Walmart

9. Beach Themes

10. Surprise T!

11. Just Sayin’

https://twitter.com/Muthadang/status/672446857084293121

12. Fast engagements

why do midwesterners get engaged after dating for six months

— k (@starsttuff) June 26, 2020

13. WINTER

Why do we as midwesterners love to post about winter on social media as if we’ve never experienced such a phenomenon before

— molly neumann (@molneumann) November 12, 2019

14. F U Ohio

https://twitter.com/antifasenpai/status/1401624639965646852?s=20

15. Reeeeeeses

https://twitter.com/RubyMGonzales_/status/1315134529804275712?s=20

16. Driving in WINTER

https://twitter.com/skuczen24/status/1098044910534619136?s=20

17. Spaghetti Side

Why do people from the Midwest treat spaghetti as a side dish?

— Lois Lane. 💋 (@know_kaya) May 5, 2020

18. Giving Directions

https://twitter.com/allisonpaigeott/status/1169296703419236352?s=20

19. Ope

Someone asked me this week why Midwest people always say "ope" when you bump into them and I really wish that I knew

— Lesly Medina (@leslymedina_) March 24, 2017

20. Casseroles

Why do Midwesterners have to make everything into a casserole

— ~ emily ~ (@esorylime99) November 22, 2017

21. Uncle Dick energy

Why does everyone from the midwest have an uncle dick. Why is that a universal experience

— vile lesbian (@funkemup) February 26, 2020

22. What’s not to love?

Thought of the day: why does everyone in the Midwest love ranch so much? I mean I love it too but like why us?

— gobwin qween (@somewildthing_) November 28, 2018

23. A wistful people

Why does everyone outside the Midwest pronounce WI as “Wistconsin?”

— big al (@AlisonArneberg) December 22, 2018

24. Porchin’

Why does everyone in the Midwest snapchat a storm as if everyone else in the Midwest isn’t also out on their porch looking at it?

— Henry Terry, M.A. (@hjsterry) September 19, 2018

25. Can’t see ’em

Why is it that every person in the Midwest is required to have at least one piece of camo apparel? What are you guys all hiding from?

— Dan Estrada (@DanEstrada) August 7, 2018

26. Big chairs

But for real why do midwesterners like taking pics in oversized chairs😂😂😂

— jen kardashian (@officiallyjenna) July 22, 2020

27. As the crow flies

ppl from the Midwest be “why would I fly when it’s only a 15 hr drive”

— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) October 16, 2019

28. Ya burnt

Why do ppl from the Midwest struggle with the concept of sunscreen?? They be coming back from vacations looking like Mr. Krabs

— Team Skete (@Beeach_Bum) June 12, 2020

29. You mean it can’t?

Why does everyone in the Midwest think the problem can always be solved with fried food?

— Sejohn E. Serowik (@SejVstheWorld) August 19, 2017

Kate Hackett

Kate is a freelance writer, actor, author and columnist living in Los Angeles.