The stage is officially set for Super Bowl LII in Minneapolis as the Philadelphia Eagles will face the AFC version of death and taxes, the New England Patriots. Starting next week, and from now until the end of time, we think every football fan in America should be legally mandated to get a bowl haircut the week of the Super Bowl. KFC can sponsor this event every year with their nationwide “Famous Bowl” contest, and the winner gets free KFC for a year. Sure, this idea may sound a little crazy until you realize that 30% of Americans can’t find the Pacific Ocean on a map.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.
Nathan Davidson
