The 20 Funniest Fortune Cookie Sayings Ever

Fortune cookies hold the answers to all of life’s most important questions. Questions like “why am I alone eating Chinese food off the end of my bed while watching season 4 of How I Met Your Mother again?” Or questions like, “Dude, why is my poop always black after I eat questionable delivery Chinese food?”

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Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.

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