Comedian Quotes That Are Actually Great Life Advice

If you’re looking for some guidance on how to live your life like a decent human being in 2018, look no further than these funny comedian quotes that are actually great life advice. Read them, make goat noises, and order Domino’s Pizza for lunch and dinner. Once you’re done eating Domino’s for both meals, take a moment to reflect on this amazing life achievement and try not to focus on what your first bowel movement will be like tomorrow morning.
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