Today we celebrate “National Junk Food Day” by honoring arguably the greatest junk food of all time… Cheetos. There are so many things wrong with Cheetos and their Flaming Hot brother, yet we ignore them because they’re Cheetos and our mouth demands them on a regular basis with no regard for the quality of life of our fingers. And call me crazy, but every time I open a bag of Cheetos it’s like taking off a girls bra for the first time and nobody can argue with me on that statement unless they’ve never eaten Cheetos or taken off a bra. Yeah, I’m talking to yo, Bobby Two Face.
