COMEDY

20 Photos That Prove Machines Are Becoming Self-Aware… And Total Dicks (GALLERY)

This photo gallery unfortunately validates our worst fears that machines have already become self-aware, so it was only a matter of time before they started becoming judgmental dicks like the rest of us humans. The "singularity" is officially upon us, folks, which means it's time to start making ourselves part-robot in order to survive the eminent "Robot Apocalypse of 2017." Obviously, the first procedure you should get is a robotic genitalia gender-modification surgery, followed by a robot voice-modulator implant. Oh, and if you can afford it, make sure you get some thick and lustrous robot hair. That's right, Hipsters... metal hair is going to be all the rage in 2017. You heard it here first.  

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COMEDY

25 Photos That Will Make You Feel Smarter (GALLERY)

The 'Moron Factor" provides the answer to many of life's most baffling questions. For example, it explains the ongoing success of Kevin James .

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GAMING

Gravity Cat is the Future of Gravity… and Cats (VIDEO)

A few years ago, the internet watched in amazement as cats started walking on their hind legs, just like humans. Now, it appears they've learned to defy gravity which is horrifying news considering that they also have the ability to read our minds. It's time for the general public to stop worrying about a potential zombie apocalypse and shift their focus to the inevitable cat apocalypse of 2017 known as, "Apocalypse...

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COMEDY

It’s Time For Your Monday Morning Photo Orgy (GALLERY)

Today you'll see Vladimir Puddin, Johnny Depp's latest fragrance, and a startling dicovery about the McLobster...

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COMEDY

Simone Giertz Invents a Robot That Serves Beer for You (VIDEO)

Simone Giertz took time out of her busy schedule to invent a robot that serves beer Unfortunately, the robot is always super wasted, so her whole house reeks of beer and she reeks of beer. You know, you're typical beer-serving robot...

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